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chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

#ye
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#5naf
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vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

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oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world


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mousathe14:

floozee:

drawallthehomestuck:

thedkey:

catch-the-star:

samael:

shaggy2pope:

supermega8:

mostflogged:

intergalactickoala:

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She won’t say she’s in lesbians.

I love you oh my god

SOMEONE HOLD ME

BUT ALSO SOMEONE DRAW KANAYA IN THIS STYLE

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my tea is everywhere but my mouth right now

Vriska

Well, this may be the stupidest best thing I’ve ever done but it was worth it.

So what you’re saying is, Karkat is Phil?

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It keeps getting better.

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christinefuckingchapel:

ouran text posts part 4. (parts 1-3 here.)


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randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD


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humanstucks:

Ok I got a few asks about this so here’s a complete height chart!  (also I forgot Callie and Caliborn but theyre both 1,63m/5’4”)

also these are a bit big so i strongly recommend the fullsize: kids betas alphas

EDIT: I forgot Porrim’s tattoos the fist time oh god kill me


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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

#me
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zzzeal:

Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes

Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views

Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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